[OMC-Boats] Friday Funny

The Boat and the Wife

They say the happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and the
day you sell it!! Well, here's a good boat story!!

Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat
and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a
group of out-of-towner's who sank it. Joe spent all day trying to
salvage as
much stuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of
the evening.

Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife died suddenly. When he got
back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery.
A kind old neighbour woman mistook him for John and said: 'I'm so sorry
for your
loss. You must feel terrible.'

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: 'Hell no! Fact is
I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the
beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old
dead fish. She
was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty
big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger
and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was
when I rented her to
those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't
very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The darn fools
tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle!'

The old woman fainted
Received on Friday, 4 January 2008